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National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!
“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”
by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022
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Going to the Stags

Phill: Hey, is Dave out tonight?
Scott: No; he's going to the Stags again.
by Johnny B Drunk May 22, 2018
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United States of America

Despite the fact that the United States of America has aided numerous countries, remained consistently stable in its political and social order, established peace and order throughout much of the world, and promoted the most sensible and fair form of government, it is constantly criticized as a bully superpower by countries jealous of its economic and military might.
by Tim_thethinker April 1, 2009
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arena stage

a stage in which the audience can see all angles. There are no walls.
Dane Cook's vicious circle was an arena stage.
by marissa r September 26, 2006
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United States of America

The United States of America is like that one jock kid in high school. Strongest kid in school, mostly misunderstood, but he does have his imperfections. He fought with his mom, the United Kingdom, and got his uncle France to help settle custody arrangements, but they're over it now and is now very very close with his mom.

Some really REALLY dislike USA, especially Russia. Russia is really jacked, just like USA. Not long ago they were at each other's throats, threatening to fight one another, but now they just kinda watch each other behind each other's backs.

USA is close with his brother, Canada. Canada and USA tell everything to each other. Canada and USA bodybuild together, and while USA is the strongest in the school, Canada doesn't lack too far behind him.

A few years ago, while USA was using the stall in the bathroom, Japan jumped him and stole his wallet. This was all while Germany was basically bullying the whole school and kicking everyone's ass. Later USA drop-kicked Japan twice at lunch. USA felt bad and payed Japan back because he hit him too hard. Now, they're best of friends.

(I am a proud American. Note that not all Americans are fat, lazy, and ignorant. Assuming and generalizing all Americans to be this way makes you the ignorant one. I believe that my country isn't near perfect, but I am proud to be an American, as I would hope you are proud of your country too. And if you're not, that's ok too)
Guy 1: The United States of America is full of lazy, ignorant, fat yards that are too stupid to know anything about anyone

Guy 2: To generalize all Americans this way makes you the ignorant one. There are bad people in America, yes, but there are also great and amazing people too.
by Texan_Lenin January 4, 2020
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United States of North America

I'm doing this to annoy Americans
United States of North America. A way of annoying Americans, noun
by Stupid Americans June 26, 2021
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United States Naval Academy

The United States "service academy" that claims to be the hardest in the nation. Only there can you find carpeted barracks' (or rather dormitories), people to do your laundry for you, people to clean your barracks' for you (once again, rather dormitories), and people to serve you your meals. The sissies there that call themselves midshipmen are given a commission into the US Navy or Marine Corp only to prove to other officers how arrogant they are wearing their expensive rings around as if they actually earned them. The unfortunatre truth is that they stopped earning them several years ago.
Unlike other service academies, the United States Naval Academy fails to live up to it's name and traditions.
by Mathew Bauman April 4, 2006
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