SHIFTER

A SHIFTER is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new, impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!

Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”

SHIFTER: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”

Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn SHIFTER…”

by DonJuicy January 2, 2019

Shifo

Is a boy-or girl- that nobody likes and he always hates on people

Your such a shifo

by I Dont Like Shifo May 9, 2019

Shift Lead

The position everyone strives to be. Must be tall, handsome and ready to go above and beyond for any needs within his crew.

wow I want to be a shift lead just like that handsome man with sweaty muscles some day

by jaren 696969696 June 19, 2019

Shiffing

The compulsive habit of sniffing your own shit

Has Bob got shit on his nose again?

Wish he’d take better care when he’s shiffing

by The Bristol Trickster September 19, 2019

Shift

Used to describe a good play or game of sports in the UK

GG boys that was a hell of a shift

by UK slang October 23, 2019

Shiffty

Shiffty is dishonorable socialist politician, typically from California or New York.

Shiffty makes up lies to discredit fellow politicians.

by Angry Stockholder October 28, 2019

Shift

Basically sticking your tongue in someone’s mouth and hoping for the best. Kissing someone but in a non-romantic way, unless you want it to be. A common place for a shift, also known as a meet is at an Irish teenage disco.

Here, will ya shift me friend there?

by Iamnotafriget November 29, 2019