v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee
v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.
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Sticking your finger in a girl's ass and then smearing it across her forehead thus giving her the #2 headband.
I gave that girl an Afro Samurai last week, now shes looking for that girl R-Kelly peed on so that she can fight the #1 warrior.
by Froy dog May 13, 2011
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by kit rottenchild August 11, 2006
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I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.
I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.
by UnotHebrokemy<3CnttrustU March 29, 2010
Get the Samurai mug.Seamus Murphy a Spanish cunt that claims he is actually Irish, but he is lying. Loves soccer, actually isn't that bad. But still to shit to play for a national country. A Seamus can be given commands, like a program but be careful because if you give to many commands at once he will tell you to get Fucked. A Seamus Murphy can be a good friend although his Spanish background will piss you off and also eventually, you may want to kill him but you wont. OR WILL YOU. A Seamus can be a nice reliable friend who's greatest enemy is Naruto and people that say soccer is shit. A Seamus is cool fun but also a dick .
He is really shit at physics and thinks he can do french but he is really shit. Tells everyone that he is good at math but that is bull shit. If you come across a Seamus Murphy in the wild BEWARE they are bullshit artists and can be a pain in the ass unless trained well.
Remember a Seamus Murphy is...
- A good Friend
- Really shit at Physics, Math Physics and any form of engineering.
- Can sometimes be a really annoying dick.
- Is Spanish but tells people he is Irish. (Remember Spanish people are some time big dicks and steal shit)
- ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS
He is really shit at physics and thinks he can do french but he is really shit. Tells everyone that he is good at math but that is bull shit. If you come across a Seamus Murphy in the wild BEWARE they are bullshit artists and can be a pain in the ass unless trained well.
Remember a Seamus Murphy is...
- A good Friend
- Really shit at Physics, Math Physics and any form of engineering.
- Can sometimes be a really annoying dick.
- Is Spanish but tells people he is Irish. (Remember Spanish people are some time big dicks and steal shit)
- ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS
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I was walking down the street and this guy looked at my funny and it just so happend to be a thursday, so i ran up on him pushed him over and yelled IM SAMUS!
I was walking down the street and this guy looked at my funny and it just so happend to be a thursday, so i ran up on him pushed him over and yelled IM SAMUS!
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