Rules of Fight Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Example 1)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #1 Bitch.
Example 2)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #2 Bitch.
Example 3)
Jack: RULE 3! RULE 3!
Paul: WHAT!? I don't understand you!
Jack: STOP!
Paul: And that is how we learn.
Example 4)
Jacob & Bob: We are gonna kick your ass Ned!
Tyler: RULE 4!
Example 5)
Jim & Robert: Can we fight also?
Tyler: RULE 5!
Example 6)
John: Wanna know how this place isn't like a store?
Sal: How?
John: Rule 6
Example 7)
Caleb: How long do these fights go on for?
Tyler: Rule #7! Does anybody listen to me?!?!
Example 8)
Tyler: Who else's first night is this?
Crowd: Why are you asking?
Tyler: RULE 8! Fuck this I am starting Project: Mayhem!
These are the Rules of Fight Club

by asdfghjkasdfghkj October 27, 2008

Disney Rum

Slang term for Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. The name stems from the pirate on the bottle. Pirates of the Caribbean is a Disney trademark and amateurs drink Disney Rum because they don't know any better.

Brandon: Why don't you drink Rum and Cokes like me? Only pansies drink beer....

Kyle: So drinking sugar water and Disney Rum makes you a man?

Brandon: Shut up.

Kyle: Is that Jack Sparrow or Johnny Depp on the bottle?

Brandon: I hate you.

by Kas619 November 6, 2007

red runner

A camera set up at a stop light usually in a large urban city that monitors the running of red lights and then sends the violator a ticket via mail.

I ran a red light at 4 in the morning not thinking I would get caught because I didn't see anyone around, turns out they had a red runner setup!

by Jenrette J. November 9, 2008

Rupert Grint

The KING of all gingers!

Rupert Grint is the king. That is all.

by I'm not crazy December 27, 2010

where the rubber meets the road

The moment of truth of something.

An athlete can train all day, but the race is where the rubber meets the road and they'll know how good they really are.

by OVilla1000 August 17, 2012

Rush Limbaugh

He's a big fat idiot!

(Many thanks to Minnesota's junior U.S. senator)

If you don't believe it, just look at that hypocritical obese drug addict, and for the "idiot" part check out what Rush Limbaugh wrote in his book, "The Way Things Ought to Be".

by £az£o July 30, 2009

Rubberband Refund

A tax refund from H & R Block, where one pays the penalty
fees and forgoes the full amount of their tax refund in exchange for an
instaneous pile of cash.

Dwayne got hisself a rubberband refund cause he couldn't wait no 2-10 weeks,
by then Lobsterfest be over!

by ktlr February 18, 2009