Queef Pie

The Act Of Queefing Into Someone's Face Whilst They Perform Cunnilingus

Omg I had a queef pie last night!

by 03woodsj May 28, 2009

Big Fat Pussy Queef

Is when.. you or a female friend have a fat moose knuckle that queefs louder than most.

Damn Janey, that was a nasty big fat pussy queef.

Big fat pussy queef!!!!!

by Jerry spawnsworth November 1, 2019

quarf

The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).

guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.

guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.

guy 1:WTF

guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...

by complex two point oh January 29, 2009

Quaft

When a girl shits so hard it causes her to also queef.

Dude, did you just hear that girl quaft in the bathroom. It sounded like a duck but smelled like your ass.

by JDMdrum91 January 25, 2011

Quasfigular

Strange; odd; queer.

Something out of place.

The sighting of a grizzled man lobster is very quasfigular.

by luciferrodeo February 13, 2009

Queef Muffler

see "porn stash" for similar meaning.

Nice mustache , oh you mean my queef muffler?

by Dick davis March 7, 2014

queef god

Simply the Goddess of all queefs! Only the greatest queefs come from this being.

Man, she's a queef god.

by thatoneguy33135 July 14, 2014