Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.
Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.
Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
by FarmToTable November 27, 2021
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by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022
Get the The Smashing Pumpkins mug.Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.
Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
by NotSnappo July 31, 2022
Get the Incongruous Pumpkin Seed mug.Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.
by SaneClownPussie August 1, 2022
Get the Pumpkin Cheese mug.The Smashing Pumpkins are an American Alternative rock band originating from Chicago. The band was formed in 1988 with Billy Corgan as the frontman, guitarist and the primary composer, D'arcy Wretzky as the Bass Guitarist and Jimmy Chamberlin as the drummer. A pretty fucking good band back in the day and I wish I wad alive during the time they were mainstream, but sadly I was born in 2004.
by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022
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Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them
by DD613 October 22, 2022
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