Crotch pudding 

noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.

Also known as smegma.

Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.

She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.

Crotch pudding by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014

bed puddle

A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.

Girl: YOU BUTTHOLE, you had me land in a bed puddle!!!
Me: I'll start the fire.

bed puddle by ShroomBear September 9, 2015

Oatmeal pudding 

During a blowjob when the giver doesn't swallow, instead leaving the load of cum and spit at the base of your dick.

Becky was sucking my dick and I thought she swallowed. I looked down and she left me with oatmeal pudding.

Oatmeal pudding by Evil_D August 31, 2016

Milk Pudding 

noun; a food with a custard like consistency which is a common Japanese snack.

hey have you tried milk pudding?

it's splendid!

Milk Pudding by lava lamp mudkip July 23, 2016

Trouser pudding 

Weve all had it happen, when you gamble and loose, you get trouser pudding.

I had the flu and tried to rip a hellacious fart and instead ended up with trouser pudding.

Trouser pudding by Mr horrific1 January 16, 2018

gay pudding

when you make fellow friends search gay porn to prove a point.

The proof is in the pudding, the gay pudding.

gay pudding by itmechickenlittle December 17, 2018

Maritime Pudding Pop 

Immediately after performing anal sex, the act of sticking the tip of the penis in the recipient's belly button.

My boyfriend and I tried anal for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a maritime pudding pop!

Maritime Pudding Pop by Bort Himself January 20, 2020