Pootang

You poop on her vagina then slowly insert your erect penis inside slowly switching to the asshole to spice things up

Me and me wife tried pootang the other day to spice things up i took laxitaves and shit all over slowly inserting my penis during sexual intercourse

by Mike coxs harder March 1, 2020

Poot

Verb: A disappointing cumshot.

I hooked up with this hung dude, but he just pooted.

by Scalpel_2_5 May 8, 2020

poot

when someone does something rude or dumb. or insults you.

kennedi: did you see what miranda did to leah?
lauren: ikr, that was so poot of her

lauren: your ugly and annoying
kennedi: that was really poot of you

by peachesSTDS May 12, 2020

Pooted

When someone poop-toots. A slippery fart!

Oh no... I think I pooted!

by TBabbyGirl May 15, 2020

poot

instead of poor you say poot. like when you feel bad for something, someone, or yourself. when it doesn’t go your way

“her mom didn’t let her go to the beach, poot her”

“i look ugly today, poot me”

by damngrrr June 17, 2020

Poot

Small unit of measurement, like a teaspoon.

He only gave me a poot of cum

by mintyjuices October 23, 2020

poot

A guy who is smelly and has a bang.

“That guy she likes, he’s one big poot.”

by thedragonslayer420 November 10, 2020