Clando Pick 

Making the best of a shitty siutation caused by one's own incompetence;

Derives from Lando Calrissian's decision to turn Han Solo over to Darth Vader in order to save his own skin;

Commonly used to describe the first waiver pick in a fanatsy football league, to signify the most impotent draft and/or worst team/owner in the league at that particular time;

From the Latin "electio clando"

Curtis drafted 4 quarterbacks and no running backs. The only way he can hope to salvage his season is with the Clando pick.

Clando Pick by Stu Price September 25, 2009

tooth pick

a very very skinny looking person

look at that tooth pick over there.

tooth pick by peter griffin in yo face November 15, 2011

Lottery Pick 

A prospect who is marrying material and possesses many if not all the attributes you'd want in a partner

Chris- Damn! Not only does that girl look good, she's got a personality to match

Keith- Lottery Pick!!

Lottery Pick by KillaKeith608 July 15, 2011

National Pick Up Line Day 

A day to celebrate the art of pick-up lines; where failure and success are both equally celebrated. A day which challenges even the Masters of Pick-Up Lines to be more creative and original, and possibly more riske.

National Pick Up Line Day gave Mag 09, the founders of this treasured holiday, the confidence to try them on everyone they came into contact with.

National Pick Up Line Day by Mag09 December 6, 2007

ice pick 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of iced tea and some sort of citrus vodka, be it lemon or orange. Damn tasty and you get gassed fast. Great for taking to the beach...

Pour me an ice pick miss bartender and i'll bend you over later...

ice pick by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

Gene pick

A stupid, mainstream movie, that panders to the lowest common denominator and takes little thought to appreciate.

Jeff - "I just watched 'Employee of the Month' with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson"

Josh - "Ugh....sounds like a 'Gene pick'."

Gene pick by Slick Mittens December 4, 2010

thin pick 

1. Used to describe annoying scene kids that suck at playing musical instruments, guitar in particular.

2. Mall rats that spend their nights hanging out in music stores, annoying everyone around them.

3. A more subtle way to describe fags.

No one likes thin guitar picks.

These thin picks are annoying the shit out of me. They suck.

Yeah let's kick these fags out of here!

thin pick by adamsucksd November 27, 2011