Viable Pet

A pet, usually a dog, that is able to exist without doing dishonorable things like chewing couches, staring at leaves, pooping on coworkers, ruining automobiles, or stealing toothbrushes. It is a rather low bar for a canine to clear; however, park hobo mongrels that were forced upon an unsuspecting patsy are quite often unable to qualify.

Sparky, a masculine medium-sized papered dog, is a viable pet and that bothers Ron. Song written about him called "Beast."

by tnj629 February 19, 2022

Teacher Pet

a wikipedia admin who stays online 24/7 to instant delete wiki user's edits and refuses to touch grass or go outside

Me: adds an edit to a wiki page
Admin: deletes it
Me: Do you even know what grass is?
Admin: If you make changes to grass on wikipedia ile instant delete it like a Teacher Pet

by mayker68 February 23, 2022

Stress pet

A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.

I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.

by Mikev August 25, 2021

petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by anonymous June 5, 2021

we got pets boooyahh

the most elite friend group on planet earth, no one can hv a better friendship then them they are just tooo over powered and i mean what can i sayy bruhhh... consists of 4 girlssssss

we got pets boooyahh is the best friend group of the century

by why.do.u.wanna.know May 28, 2021

Pocket pet

A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure

I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.

I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.

by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024

Littlest Pet Shop (2012)

A cute and entertaining cartoon series based off of a Hasbro toy line of the same name that aired from 2012-2016. The show is centered around an aspiring fashion designer named Blythe Baxter who obtains the ability to communicate with animals.

"I see you collect Littlest Pet Shop toys. Have you seen the animated show: Littlest Pet Shop (2012)?
"Yes, I love it! Sugar Sprinkles and Sunil are my favorite pets."

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024