by Jim Carr March 18, 2005
Get the Peaker mug.A small town in the Southeastern Denver Metro Area in Colorado. Parker is composed mainly of white, conservative, Christians who see no problem in silently imposing their ways on others. However, this is destined to change in coming years with increased migration from bankrupt California.
Despite all of it's shortcomings, Parker is actually a rather nice town with three high schools and low crime rates.
Despite all of it's shortcomings, Parker is actually a rather nice town with three high schools and low crime rates.
Me: I'm glad that Obama is President of the United States!
Parker resident #1: No way! He's a Muslim, Socialist, liar!
Me: What? That's ridiculous! I've never heard anyone say such hateful things about our Commander in Chief!
Parker resident #2: Welcome to Parker, dude. People are like that out here.
Parker resident #1: No way! He's a Muslim, Socialist, liar!
Me: What? That's ridiculous! I've never heard anyone say such hateful things about our Commander in Chief!
Parker resident #2: Welcome to Parker, dude. People are like that out here.
by Parker Rez January 26, 2011
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An unusual species of dorks, characterised by the bobbing motion of their head as they speak. A peckerhead makes an excellent cousin, cousin and peckerhead can be used synonimously. Contrary to popular belief, Gregory Peck was in fact not a peckerhead. The original Peckerhead is Maree, born in 1992, supposedly in the country of Peckistan.
An unusual species of dorks, characterised by the bobbing motion of their head as they speak. A peckerhead makes an excellent cousin, cousin and peckerhead can be used synonimously. Contrary to popular belief, Gregory Peck was in fact not a peckerhead. The original Peckerhead is Maree, born in 1992, supposedly in the country of Peckistan.
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Get the pecker fucker mug.to "pull a parker" means to say something loudly that either removes someone's ruse or let's someone else understand what exactly is going on, usually in a bad way.
Person 1: "man i was so sick, there was no way i could have shown up at school yesterday."
Person 2: "dude, i went to your house yesterday, you were fine. in fact, you went wake boarding with me after that"
(nearby teacher hears Person 2, starts to walk towards them)
Person 1: "ugh. you just pulled a parker man."
Person 2: "dude, i went to your house yesterday, you were fine. in fact, you went wake boarding with me after that"
(nearby teacher hears Person 2, starts to walk towards them)
Person 1: "ugh. you just pulled a parker man."
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