Zack perry

The family reunion no one wants to go too

U are a zack perry

by Due duck May 30, 2017

Asshole Personality Disorder

A formal psychiatric diagnostic category explaining the complicated underlying characterological components of a complete and total asshole.

I eventually came to discover that my “ex” was suffering with a sad and pervasive diagnosis called Asshole Personality Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Superhuman Perfection Personified

Everyone has habits and traits that might tell us we are somewhat flawed beings. Then, we should remind each other that weaknesses are tied to personhood, that they don’t hold us back on reaching superhuman excellence.

John: Sorry, I guess I’m just too stupid.
Me: Yo John, don’t talk like that. You are Superhuman Perfection Personified.

by AWave September 28, 2020

hairline perm

Usually said to someone with the name xander, that has a perm and a shitty hairline.

"Look at that kids shitty as hairline"
"Ya, he's trying to hide it with his perm"
"Just because of his hairline perm, I'm gonna assume his name is xander

by Borgus G peenerton December 31, 2020

observation period

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022

sawn off person

A person who is that short that they appear to have been sawn off, much like a sawn off shotgun

Carl says: DAMN! Tilda is such a sawn off person she can't even see over the steering wheel and has to sit on the yellow pages!!

Joseph says: She sure is matey..

Tilda says: Get Fucked!

by robelliott September 9, 2011

Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.

Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!

by Con Land September 9, 2018