clarence parents

deriving from the 2002 film 8 mile, Clarence Parents describes a person who acts like they’re from the hood or a bad life, but actually had a good upbringing.

Dennis is no gangster. He went to a private school in Irvine. Bro has clarence parents.

by belikemike_23 May 4, 2024

Ignorant parent

A person who responsibly teaches a young person to abide by the rules yet breaks rules to fit their criteria.

My ignorant parent made my derby car instead of me to increase the chances that I may win a prize.

by HunkyBeat March 25, 2022

Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.

"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."

by flashwildecard September 9, 2014

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee

A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.

Wow, that is one great booty!

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?

Globefohufoijsm.

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?

by Mysterious DJ July 23, 2020

Grandpa Parent

A father who is old enough to be their childs grandpa, having kids at 40

"Wow. Hes definitly a grandpa parent"

by MessyKairos March 7, 2019

Schrödinger’s Parent

a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good

“have you heard about John Lennon’s parenting life?”
“he must be a Schrödinger’s Parent”

by sitemanlol May 18, 2023

Deputy Parent

An African term Ref. Southern Africa that is used to refare to the first-born child, Mainly towards first-born daughters. The term is used because First-borns usually take the role as an auxiliary parent or caretaker for their younger siblings, often bearing the same emotional and Physical responsibility as the actual parents.

Eg. I never catch a break at home. My parents are never around so as the Deputy Parent, I have to do everything.

Eg. She's the deputy parent.

by Luun March 23, 2024