fifty pacer

good from afar, but far from good. usually describing a women that looks rele hott from a distance, but as you get closer u realize that shes busted/ugly/nasty.

Friend 1: you see that grl over ther? she looks mad hott.
Friend 2: nah man, shes good from afar, but far from good.
Friend 1: yea true, shes a fifty pacer.

by Deppo June 19, 2004

Barfly Paper

The type of woman who by her dress and/or demeanor attracts the local drunkards or barflies.

You can't let her go out by herself dressed like that! She'll be total barfly paper!

by cr0nky October 16, 2009

fetchin paper

makin money

"Man...fetchin paper has never been harder with this damn economy!!"

by chodz April 12, 2010

Jack Page

To use social networking as a means to befriend a girl and get to know her thorugh online methods such as including plenty of love hearts and kisses at the end of every sentence. By doing this, one earns the trust to finally go in for the kill and marry the person and sustain an online relationship whilst never having to actually meet the person.

Wahey! You had a few mutual friends, added her, got to know her and within a few hours married her! Congratulations in pulling off a successful Jack Page :)

by queenelizabethsbarnet May 12, 2010

Friendship Page

The page on Facebook that shows all of your wall posts, mutual friends, common interests, etc. with another person.

Have you creeped Paul and Amy's friendship page lately? It's kinda adorable.

by Denim Lemon April 4, 2011

Toilet Paper Canoe

A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.

Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."

Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."

by crnbrdfed2012 November 3, 2011

Toilet Paper Tattoo

When a little piece of toilet paper gets attaced to your penis after ejaculating into a roll of toilet paper.

The man looked down to see a toilet paper tattoo after masterbating in the bathroom.

by DanIdidyourmom February 3, 2012