poofer

n. a fart, especially a short, sharp, small fart making little or no noise, generally a feminine kind of fart with little volumetric displacement or effect on the barometric pressure of the surroundings, the opposite of a sonic boom

Delicate Patty pretended to not even notice, let alone reveal, that a tiny, odorless poofer had escaped her exquisite bung hole like a subtle sigh.

by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006

Poopcrotch

A low laying plant that has red stems and green leaves that primarly grows by mailboxes along the side of the road.

Poopcrotch is a multi-purposed plant that to date has been used within chili, smoked, and weaved together to produce rope. Additional uses for Poopcrotch are still being discovered.

by Sentry September 29, 2007

pooped her nest

A self made mistake that effects you personally.

Mary pooped her nest when she let car insurance expire and she had a wreck two weeks later.

by b macksimum March 5, 2008

Pooped on

When you're playing gamebattles for any shooter and you totally get smacked its called getting pooped on. (Ussually whilst playing mw2 for xbox 360)

DizziIy: "Pfft!! what a fucking scrub! cross map one bursted him!."
Viison: "Yeah dude you wall banged him too rofl, race shut off!!"
Unison: "Pooped on!"

by DizziIy March 29, 2010

POOKER

California slang (specifically Central Valley slang) for a Meth Smoker, Tweaker, etc. Anyone who looks spun out off of stimulants can be called a pooker. You can also use “pook” as a funny slang for meth, and “pooked” can mean “on one” or “spun out”

Look at that fuckn pooker over there all pooked out off the shit humping the fire hydrant.

We gotta get out the valley man, too many pookers.

by NoFeezy December 7, 2019

poofer

a nother word for decota mangrech. basicly gay.

oh my god he is such a poofer!

by Ashley* November 14, 2004

Poofer

When someone doesn't let you ride out the sun roof while driving home.

Kelsey is a poofer

by Soames and Trent August 10, 2014