pikeston

The type of person to die laughing at the phrase "I shided" then play battlefield one and rant about aircraft for about an hour.

Guy 1: did you hear that Pikeston killed jerry by talking him to death?
Guy 2: yea man, but he is pretty interesting.

by Literally called pikeston October 9, 2022

Pokey

A pokey is a utensil key in the process of building a zoot (spliff). The pokey plays a role in poking down the excess weed towards the end of the zoot, the exciting thing about a pokey is it’s variation, for example one could use the sealed end from the string on your tracksuit top to poke with. However at some point usually after the 2nd or 3rd zoot people misplace the pokey so must ask someone else for one example to follow

In a low slurred tone “anyone got a pokey bruv” or “yak you got a pokeyyyy?

by Shmaaam December 4, 2022

Pike

To fail to do something that you agreed to do (Aussie) (intransitive verb)

"Is Ray here somewhere ?"

"Nuh. No sign of him yet, looks like he's gonna pike on us!"

by Wanyikumama December 13, 2022

pieeyed piper

Drug dealer who is followed everywhere by a group of junkies whose eyes are the size of pies.

Why are all those crack heads with eyes the size of pies following that dude?
Oh that’s the pieeyed piper playing his glass flute leading them to the trap house.

by Spoopleman January 18, 2023

pickeyetis

When you pick at your eye so much that you cause infection.

Hi, my name is Katie Joy, and i have pickeyetis. I have picked at my eye so much with my dirty fingers that i caused an infection by my eye from picking so much.

by TerrieJo July 26, 2023

pokeyball

gun/pole

“He lucky ian got that pokeyball with me”

by globgobgabgalab August 17, 2024

pike legend

Legendary levels of 1 of 3 categories: Douchiness, Roofiness, or you have been smashed by so many Pikes you’re forever a “Pike Legend”

That chick was a “Pike Legend” . She knocked down half the chapter.

by TheTroofTeller September 8, 2023