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Pastel

Pastel: Spanish word for Cake which equals to Ass (bum, bootie, butt cheeks, ie)
“Esa chica tiene un buen pastel” - Spanish or “That girl has good cake” - English
by Lusuper123 March 24, 2023
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Pastel

Pastel: Spanish word for Cake which equals to Ass (bum, bootie, butt cheeks, ie)
“Esa chica tiene un buen pastel” - Spanish or “That girl has good cake” - English
by Lusuper123 March 24, 2023
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"Paštetofobija is a real thing"
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pasteclia

An annoying salty homophobic person who pesters people for things until the other person eventually does get sick of it.

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Dude, you're legit being a pasteclia right now, please fix yourself.

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Pastelzinho

Pastelzinho is the best girlfriend ever. She's the most beautiful and gorgeous woman in the whole world. She's super ultra mega cute, sexy and attractive. She's literally a goddess, more specifically Puppyzinho's goddess. She truly deserves all the love and attention from her Puppy, also known as her boyfriend. He's with no doubt the luckiest man in the world. Pastelzinho loves to embrace her femininity, use shmakeup and wear cute dresses. She's Puppyzinho's little raccoon. She's goth, witchy, loves bees, animals and is super in touch with nature. She's the most precious being in the entire world. Pastelzinho truly is the meaning of every possible definition of perfection.
Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like thismy blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
by petthewolves August 12, 2024
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Pastelzinho

Pastelzinho is the best girlfriend ever. She's the most beautiful and gorgeous woman in the whole world. She's super ultra mega cute, sexy and attractive. She's literally a goddess, more specifically Puppyzinho's goddess. She truly deserves all the love and attention from her Puppy, also known as her boyfriend. He's with no doubt the luckiest man in the world. Pastelzinho loves to embrace her femininity, use shmakeup and wear cute dresses. She's Puppyzinho's little raccoon. She's goth, witchy, loves bees, animals and is super in touch with nature. She's the most precious being in the entire world. Pastelzinho truly is the meaning of every possible definition of perfection.
Puppyzinho: Look at her, I would die for her, I would kill for her, either way… what bliss. Unhappy darling?
Pastelzinho: Oh yes... yes, completely.

Puppyzinho: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Pastelzinho: Oh Puppyzinho… hours.

Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
by petthewolves January 27, 2024
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