panic-friends

When in fear of not making friends at uni, you make friends with anyone and everyone. Usually within the first day.

Toms just making panic-friends - think he may need to slow down

by Xdinovations November 2, 2014

Paniminym

A word that appears to be esoteric but is actually just made up

"Dude that girl's so pulchritudinous, I just exploded in my pants"
"What the fuck is pulchritudinous? It sounds like a paniminym to me"

by Paniminoob December 23, 2014

panicdote

The feeling that occurs when you have started an anecdote and realise that you don't know where the story is going and you are likely to not even receive a single, isolated, pity filled laugh.

Friend 1: So I was telling this girl the other night about last week I went to that really great new hardware shop that opened in town, and it totally turned into a panicdote.
Friend 2: Did you just have another panicdote?

by Juni Bear February 27, 2015

Panic Drinking

When you get to a party too early and are scared it's a bust, so you drink excessively before it even begins.

I knew no one was coming fuck! Better start Panic Drinking

by xmattisi December 29, 2015

panicy pete

The inability to get a erection when with a attractive female

I was about to fuck the shit out of this fit bird, but I got a case of the panicy Pete which ruined the night

by Damo333666999 September 19, 2016

panicinf

The fear of shitting yourself because your dog is lost.

"the girl was PANICINF because her dog was black and in the dark"

by AHEK July 19, 2016

panic ocean

To urinate yourself so much as to create a small ocean in your pants.

"Look! Little Ryan's got a panic ocean going on!"

by shinyeggboy July 5, 2016