bagel in the oven 

Pregnant

Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven

bagel in the oven by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015

lover duche oven 

A weird kink where one of the lovers gets super turned on after getting duche oven

That's a lover duche oven

lover duche oven by I'm da man April 27, 2016

Pop tarts in the oven 

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

Pop tarts in the oven by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017

brownie in the dutch oven 

You fart under the covers and pull them up over the other person, but a little poop comes out.

"Dude.. I totaly did a brownie in the Dutch oven last night and had to wash my sheets"

brownie in the dutch oven by Shlynlew July 15, 2017

vaping a dutch oven 

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.

In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.

vaping a dutch oven by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017

midget in the oven 

when a midget gives a rimjob to a woman with abnormaly large ass cheeks, and gets gets stuck.

Did you hear kim kardashian got a midget in the oven?

midget in the oven by Antisepticeye&Darkiplier August 10, 2017

eggs in the oven 

The place where all the hot models come from. Don't burn em they might too horny

Yo Nigga did you find where Ariana Grande came from? No but I heard she was one of the eggs in the oven!

eggs in the oven by Not the Menu August 15, 2017