French Oven

Like a dutch oven but you stay under the sheets french kissing your significant other and pressing your nose to your significant other's cheek so that you don't smell your fabrication.

Yesterday I gave my gf a french oven. She did not like it.

by Joelito69 January 25, 2021

wet oven

When an underage guy tries to bake a cake but messes it up and ends up pouring water on the oven.

"God, I falippin just experienced a wet oven with this guy from camp"

"That fareak got my falippin oven allllll wet!"

by on76lepy August 11, 2009

cold oven

What enlightened people call freezers

Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.

by NotoriousCraig May 17, 2018

egyptian oven

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.

I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.

by Madam S December 25, 2009

microwave oven transformer

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!

A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025

brownie in the dutch oven

You fart under the covers and pull them up over the other person, but a little poop comes out.

"Dude.. I totaly did a brownie in the Dutch oven last night and had to wash my sheets"

by Shlynlew July 15, 2017

Oven Jackers

Is when there are so many people who would rather eat out, then eat at there house. It appears the community members have no oven at home.

Damn the Taco He'll has been so busy today. Damn can people not go home and make there own tacos? (person 2)I guess the "Oven Jackers" came through this town again.

by Ds89 December 20, 2010