Honest as an onion

A timeless phrase used to show authenticity and candor in a friend. Like an onion, they reveal many layers of truths, each with the same quality and meaning as the others. Some might even make you cry.

"You know Adam, he's honest as an onion."

by Onionboy18 November 12, 2017

onion mushroom

Onion mushroom is meant for a person that is need John and it usually means that he is a faggot and pussy as bitch and also means that he gets no hoes

John you are a huge onion mushroom

by Nazeke May 9, 2018

Onion wazoo

Big round stinky ass

Damn! Whered u get that onion wazoo !!!

by Uneducatedmess666 March 20, 2018

Onion

Onion is the correct way of spelling onision

Onion is such a cuck!

by duh-jenter February 20, 2017

Beefy Onion

Moldy squishy penis that catches you by surprise

Dude, did you see Jeremy's beefy onion?

by What8888 March 10, 2017

beefy onion

Gross moldy and squishy penis that catches you by surprise.

Dude, did you see Jeremy's beefy onion?

by What8888 March 10, 2017

stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness

person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion

by dankorstank May 11, 2016