Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Pork Flops

When the labia hangs down just right and at the precise angle of the dangle they resemble thin cut pork chops. If you close yours you can almost smell the pork.

When she dropped her towel and I seen those sweet pork flops dangling between her legs, I knew it was supper time.

by TheGrimQueefer September 13, 2022

Firm flop

An erection

I had to use my binder to hide the firm flop whilst I walked to class

by E_daddy304 July 28, 2024

Flip Flop

Pronoun meaning that somebody is very hippity hoppity flippity floppity, like a wet strand of tagliatelle.

Flip flop loved to do the worm on evary occasion.

by Saran Doynkus July 19, 2022

Tool Flops

Flip flops worn by men without socks, and are also associated with tooling.

Dlernz was toolin it up by wearing tool flops to school as he was not wearing socks.

by Hadtodoittoem July 23, 2013

Flop

In Basketball, the act of (often pathetically) exaggerating body movement in order to draw or fake a foul.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander flops his way to the free throw line again

by shamattia May 28, 2025

Mall Flop

A title given to excellent officers of the law.

Mall flop was outstanding at his job today.

by DiscoMiscoChisco March 15, 2022