soap opera

A monotonous television drama that is on everyday, five days a week, 52 weeks out of the year. Soap operas are known for their attrocious acting, their unrealistically attractive women who have had 5 or 6 plastic surgeries.

On a soap opera the average age difference between a parent and child is roughly 8 years. (Yes, usually a 40 year old woman on a soap will have a son that is over 30)

On any given soap opera episode there are anywhere from 3-6 different storylines, usually interrelated somehow. Every few years or so, the same episodic material is completely recycled. Soap operas are all about couples seeking to elope because their families are enemies. On most soaps there are between 15-30 characters broken down into 2 or 3 families. Someway the families know each other. Either they are business partners or elsewhere.

A soap opera is a show where you can't go 5 minutes without seeing a tampon commercial.

In every soap, in every scene their is a fireplace in the background and a tote of wine.

A soap opera is a show to watch for people with a lot of time on their hands or don't have a life!!!

Mom: Oh, how wonderful, Ridge is about to propose to Brooke!

Me: What is this the 23rd time?

That's a soap opera

soap opera by hatelife677 July 7, 2009

Opeth 

Opeth as a band presents the stylistic progressive music from the 1970's added with the progressive touch of the highly acclaimed scandinavian death-metal.

Opeth by Mikko Moilanen August 27, 2003

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when you have reached a boredom beyond qwertyuiop, poiuytrewq, qawsedrftgyhujikolp so you type qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p into google

Bob: im bored
Bill: have you qwertyuiop into the keyboard
Bob: yeah I even poiuytrewq an qawsedrftgyhujikolp
Bill: type qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p then
Bob: k but that didnt help
Bill: well what did you expect

qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p by Its A Username May 9, 2016

Operation Shutdown 

to basically quit working while still remaining at work because you don't agree with the way things are being handled or just because you don't care anymore. Staying on break permanently due to protest without actually going on strike.

Josh: Dude, why are you just sitting there playing Tetris on your computer when you're supposed to be working.
Paul: Because Mike told me to do something I don't want to do. I am commencing Operation Shutdown.

Operation Shutdown by Batch0605 January 15, 2010

opliger 

Is the name of the great people among us. They are few but powerful. beware of the "Opliger's". They seem to have powers beyond the normal species capabilities. Do not fu** with a Opliger

OMG How did he pull that off? He must be a Opliger.

opliger by crazyb0y January 3, 2013

Opinion Sponge 

A person who soaks in the opinions of others when they are in their company. They adapt to these opinions very quickly and, like a sponge, emit the same content they have soaked in when questioned (or rinsed).

When in the company of vegetarians: ikr I NEVER eat meat. think of the poor animals!

When in company of normal people (meat eaters) : Urgh I'm so fat because I eat so many Big Macs, i just can't get enough of them

Everyone else: She is such an opinion sponge!

Opinion Sponge by Bullsperm69 October 23, 2013

opinestein 

To brilliantly ponder about something before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

I’m not sure if your idea is innovation or will bankrupt the company, I will need to opinestein on it this weekend.

opinestein by Seddy Mazel May 26, 2018