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I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
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That’s what the squad needed

Something your friend used annoyingly in irony
Charlie: yo bro that cursed image of cursed miku is just what the squad needed
Savannah: go to hell
*savannah points gun and shoots*
That’s what the squad needed
by Nezuko with a gun October 9, 2020
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Josh Needs a Boat

A cocktail made with black cherry vodka, sprite and blue curaçao; garnished with a lemon and cherry.
Hi, I’ll take a Josh needs a boat. I’ve had a long day!
by Bottomsup7 May 18, 2023
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Pi Needs You!

A humanist manifesto that brings together mathematicians and math educators around the globe to promote the message that math, in particular pi, must be humanized and inclusive rather than indifferent and elitist.
In an age of AI, where machines could spread π misinformation and disinformation, it’s of paramount importance that movements like “Pi Needs You!” reside in the mathematical consciousness of an oft-semi-innumerate lay public.
by Numerati January 5, 2025
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