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Nature
What's the nature of that problem
by anonymous May 4, 2022
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natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.
"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."
by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021
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Mother nature

Any external unstoppable force so strong and so unpredictable that it cannot be quantified. Humans have grown to think about themselves as masters over their environment, but when face to face with mother nature, we lose. Every. Single. Time.

Only the wise will understand and accept that nothing, not even humans and their scientific prowess, can control mother nature. The fool, on the other hand, deludes themselves into thinking that they are impervious to anything.

Be smart, don't ever underestimate mother nature.
COVID-19 is mother nature's wake up call that the human condition is and always has been fragile. Apparently, some very special individuals did not understand her wake up call and continue to live life accordingly to their rules. We call those very special individuals "anti-maskers".
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nature's meth

Coffee, espresso, or natural drinks with lots of caffine.
Tobi: Tiffany is tweaking out on some of nature's meth right now.
Noam: What?
Tobi: She had like 7 espresso shots.
by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018
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Nature Gazer

Someone who appreciates the outdoors, and aspires to have fun in the great outdoors!
Wow, have you seen how often Ana goes to the Orange County Trails? She's such a nature gazer, she's always doing this kind of stuff!
by frenchi106 July 13, 2017
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Natural November

In Natural November people are not allowed to wear make up. this counts for lip gloss as well
person 1: i was thinking about what to wear tonight

person 2: just remember no makeup because it’s natural November
by game chase November 3, 2019
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