Muff muncher

Definition: a lesbian.

— A woman who eats pussy.

Savannah: I got a vibe that Amy is a muff muncher.
Casey: I caught her muff munching Paige in the washroom.
Savannah: Hell yes, my gaydar is working this time! Atleast I got a chance baby!

by Sheslikesunshine October 14, 2019

Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.

Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020

muff hound

the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.

Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.

by andrew junior March 12, 2020

Muff Nugglin

When you “motorboat” a vagina.

If you’re a midget you’re a muffnugglet

Nickname for a vagina- Muffnugget

My man went from swamp boatin my asshole, flipped me over and started muff nugglin, it was the greatest night I’ve ever had with your dad.

by Moist Towelette January 27, 2021

MUFF MUNCHER

A strange teacher who is classed as a A Tier nonce, this teacher engages in munching on students muffs.

Did you see mr cowie yesterday in the corridor munching on that students muff? That MUFF MUNCHER SCARES ME

by Mike Bandolia March 24, 2021

Muff-Cut

When an individual shaves off all of their hair on their head except for their fringe.

Hey dude look! That guy's walking around with a muff-cut.

by StrixieLikesDoorknobs May 16, 2021