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Meatless Monday

The refusal to participate in any form of "meat-play", including, but not limited to, meat-jobs, meat-waxing, and meat-lathering. Coined by animal rights activists in an effort to protect the rare antelope breed known as the Dik-Dik. (look that up)
-wanna go lather some meat with me?
-I wish i could, but i am abstaining from any meat-play because it is meatless monday
by ibwild December 11, 2010
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blue monday

An alternative to the term Cyber Monday, Blue Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.
Forget those long Black Friday lines, I'm going to order on Blue Monday!
by the_neb December 27, 2007
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moleda

At my bachelor party the hottest moleda rubbed up on me
by fer snizzle August 15, 2007
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hello, happy monday

"hello, happy monday"-

an attempt to change the topic from accusing your boyfriend of unwittingly claiming to be gay when in reality he was simply trying to respond, cleverly, in the regional lingo of your native country.
m- "g'day, banana bender!"
f- "are you coming out?"
m- "what? no, it means 'someone from queensland'"
f- "it means 'gay guy'"
m- "..."
f- "let's try this again: 'hello, happy monday!'"
by anononymoosle April 29, 2011
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Je moeder heet henk

See looks like a blob fish she is so ugly. It is a Dutch word. Its a inside joke Lolol trololol
Chinese vliegen poep: hey You skunk like dogpoo
Gekke gerrit:Je moeder heet Henk
by Tena kaas February 27, 2017
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black-out Monday

When you drink so much Monday night that you black out.. usually because you are pissed off at the amount of homework you will be having through out the week.
I'm fuckin excited for black-out Monday.. i have so much homework this week i'm not gonna be able to party any other night besides tonight.
by britt507111 January 13, 2009
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mondeo st270

Ford's souped-up, nice looking Mondeo (Tuarus, for the yanks). Unlike the normal car they've been pushing for the last decade or so, this one isn't too bad. But still, for the same money one could purchase a 2yr used Jag or low-end BMW. But then again, who wats an "uber-prestigous" Ford? Not me.
GUY: Wow, did i just see a modeo keep pace-for-pace with that BMW?

Me: Yeah, it's the ST270. It costs the same as a bmw; but it's American.

GUY: I was actually thinking about getting one, until you reminded me they are american. Screw that, let's buy European.
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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