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Mexican Meat Rinse 

The Mexican Meat Rinse is a variation of the Mexican Shower. It is similar to the Mexican Shower in that it comes into play when you are rushing out the door after having sex. It differs from the Mexican Shower in that you concentrate your washing on that part of the anatomy most directly involved with the sex (i.e. the "Meat"). With no time for a proper shower, the next best thing is a Mexican Meat Rinse. This term is most appropiately used when two or more sex partners are involved in the same day (see example).
Dude, after sleeping with Dope, I shot over to Chewey's house. Luckily, I had time for a Mexican Meat Rinse...
Mexican Meat Rinse by inaka June 11, 2006
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Mexican Cereal 

N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.
Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!

Mexican Mini Van 

5 in the front and 5 in the back. When a man fists a woman through both her vagina and her asshole.
" Imma fit you up and make you into a Mexican Mini Van!!"
Mexican Mini Van by CAPT JTK September 24, 2009

Mexican Rose 

The act of inserting and removing a tequila bottle or like-sized object into a person's rectal orifice while the person is upside-down vertically. The puckering of the anal walls and surrounding flesh upon extrication forms what is termed as the "Mexican Rose"
"Hey, you have a tequila bottle? I would love to get a Mexican Rose please!"
Mexican Rose by seraphic_wrath October 31, 2009

mexican mudflap 

Post female defecation, her sexual partner sticks his erect falus betwixt her unwiped butt cheeks, but not into her orphus, and thrusts vigorously.
Coleman could not get the stank off his dick after Alice gave him a greasy mexican mudflap.

Mexican Sunset 

Bending over and pulling ones pants down, exposing the anus and showing viewers "The Mexican Sunset"
Teddy and I totally showed that dick a Mexican Sunset last night.
Mexican Sunset by Mr Poopoop July 25, 2010

Mexican job fair 

Mexican job fair is when you see a line of mexicans standing in front of a home depot, paint store, ace, or other home appliance stores.
Hey, I bet we can get more help to paint by going to home depot's Mexican job fair.
Mexican job fair by Spoofter84 January 2, 2011