A dumb as shit child!
by Giovanni A. Delarosa June 11, 2018
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ndp girl: WHEN are you getting a spray tan for gym meet???
ndp girl #2: I wanted to go before mini meet but I know Aruba will be packed
ndp girl #2: I wanted to go before mini meet but I know Aruba will be packed
by girl_powr March 13, 2019
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It uses the theme of the episode to describe a situation in which someone is summoned for a task who then summons another of their kind to help with that task only for the other to summon yet another, ultimately resulting in a slue of unnecessary copies all trying to eliminate one problem. this came from the plot of the episode being that Jerry was having trouble trying to golf and the Mr Meeseeks that was summoned to help tried getting another Meeseeks to help him, which then resulted in another Meeseeks being summoned to help that Meeseeks help the other Meeseeks help Jerry, and so on and so forth.
It uses the theme of the episode to describe a situation in which someone is summoned for a task who then summons another of their kind to help with that task only for the other to summon yet another, ultimately resulting in a slue of unnecessary copies all trying to eliminate one problem. this came from the plot of the episode being that Jerry was having trouble trying to golf and the Mr Meeseeks that was summoned to help tried getting another Meeseeks to help him, which then resulted in another Meeseeks being summoned to help that Meeseeks help the other Meeseeks help Jerry, and so on and so forth.
Chris: You know bullyhunters right?
June: Yeah, why?
Chris: Well what if a bullyhunter kills the bully, but calls another bullyhunter to kill the bullyhunter, and then that bullyhunter feels bullied, so they summon another one
June: Jesus, Chris, stop with The Meeseeks Paradox
June: Yeah, why?
Chris: Well what if a bullyhunter kills the bully, but calls another bullyhunter to kill the bullyhunter, and then that bullyhunter feels bullied, so they summon another one
June: Jesus, Chris, stop with The Meeseeks Paradox
by That Scooter kid you hate July 25, 2020
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His only weaknesses are : water, oil, meat, grass, gelatin, pork, Mme Blackburn, Mme Mann, Martin, John, Luke, any female presence, mayo,wood, food, liquids, battery acid, rocks, Alex, his physical, mental and social strength, Mommy Meer, Papa Meer, Mini Meer, John John, any type of parent, and his worst weakness of all Vegetables
His only weaknesses are : water, oil, meat, grass, gelatin, pork, Mme Blackburn, Mme Mann, Martin, John, Luke, any female presence, mayo,wood, food, liquids, battery acid, rocks, Alex, his physical, mental and social strength, Mommy Meer, Papa Meer, Mini Meer, John John, any type of parent, and his worst weakness of all Vegetables
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