"You spent Friday night listing the football squad to see what cover we had if anyone got injured?"
"Julian, why don't you get a life mate!"
"Julian, why don't you get a life mate!"
by Skando January 28, 2007
Get the life matemug. It's standard in society to call your mates "cunts" and cunts "mate", but you know things really step over the line when a someone is called mate and hits back with "there's no mate". Indicator that a British person is truly furious.
by BrigadierG September 20, 2020
Get the There's no matemug. by divergentbananas0179 March 13, 2016
Get the Primal Mating Calmug. Hym "But... The men you're talking about are already fucking all of the women... Their already BEYOND what would constitute a 'plausible mate.' They are the IDEAL mate. One chosen by way of hypergamy and pre-selection. They are literally the best one to mate with by consensus. This is more of you trying to manipulate people into doing what the fat cocks won't and clean up their mess. And this ties into the 'what you want vs what you SHOULD want' issues with Jordan. What he does is project what women SHOULD want onto them and sell that to his audience as what the actually want. But that isn't what's happening. And I've seen some of the mf fucking these women. It doesn't take all the much to be a plausible mate for a woman that's perfectly fuckable."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2023
Get the Plausible matemug. "Damn, you guys have been fucking since way back.. Like forever ago. Maybe he's your soul mate? "
Pole Mate dude.
Pole mate.
PoleNotSoul alldaybooty
Pole Mate dude.
Pole mate.
PoleNotSoul alldaybooty
by Gadzooks March 18, 2014
Get the pole matemug. by 415 Man June 26, 2024
Get the Matemug. Something the cool kids seem to say in response to an insult or potential threat. Generally a technique to make peers laugh whilst dodging the insult at hand and avoiding having to think of a come back.
by Englishscum3 July 16, 2018
Get the Nah not me matemug.