Magic the Gathering

A card game developed in the late 1980's/early 1990's where two, or more, players try to defeat one another using a series of spell cards, creature cards and artifact cards.

Features fantastic artowrk but cards are costly and has been stated by many as being too overpriced.

Artwork of Rob Alexander = Drool

Cost of Magic the Gathering cards = WTF

by LonewandererD January 13, 2009

magic

An excuse to cover up something you know.

Person 1: Dude, how'd you finish that assignment?
-He used google, because he has common sense.-
Person 2: ... Magic.
Person 1: :O

by That one canadian guy. September 20, 2011

magic man

pulling out of a girl during doggy style or anal sex and switching with a friend, then running around to the outside (ideally outside of the window in front of the girl) and waving at her. inspired by a donkey punch type mentality.

requirements:
>girl
>window
>willing friend with similar size penis

Carl: How's Stacy?

Chachee: Still not talking to me.

Carl: why?

Chachee: Well, she said she liked surprises. So... Tyler and I gave her the magic man.

by JRossi December 31, 2007

magic hookah

hookah with weed mixed in the bowl of tobacco.

smoker #1-"hey this hookah is amazing"
smoker #2-"thats because its magic hookah there's weed burning in the bowl"

by selena_m July 31, 2006

The Magician

The derogatory act of having "doggie style" intercourse with a girl (or boy), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

by zeroe October 5, 2006

tragic magic

Crack dipped in PCP

"Yo, T's gone"
"What?"
"Tragic Magic, baby"

by realmcmeal January 16, 2004

I fucked on the Magic School Bus

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.

Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)

by dr.demann162 October 14, 2011