monkey blood

another term for merthiolate or thimerosal
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds

I skinned my knee and my momma put monkey blood on it.

by AllieB January 13, 2008

monkey fucking a football

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.

Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.

by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009

monkey button

An over sized button used in the user interface of a software application. Although rising in popularity as monitor resolutions increase, some purists see them as a decadent waste of screen real estate and yearn for the simpler and more cerebral era of keyboard short-cuts and drop-down menus.

Yo dude! What's with the money buttons? I just want to pound my alt-key.

by Joe Physics June 18, 2004

Monkey Nigga Bitch

Its exactly how it sounds...monkey...n word...bitch....in white so I cant say it😪

MONKEY NIGGA BITCH MONKEY NIGGA BITCH MONKEY NIGGA BITCH

by American_failiure November 23, 2020

Monkey Mask

When a person is sleeping you blow your load on their face and then rip out some of your pubes and stick them to the persons face

Ben went to sleep way too early and for that he is getting the monkey mask

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

Monkey Facial

when you are hanging from a tree and you ejaculate into someones face.

so i was giving ryan nelson a blowjob in my tree and all the sudden he gives me a monkey facial...we are through

by Marc Frankel January 5, 2008

Monkey Whore

A whore who works for Bananas.

You know that Monkey Whore down on 5th street. She turns tricks for Bananas.

by Lord80James October 10, 2008