A dick head of a person, usually fat and lazy. Has brown eyes and greasy brown hair. He is usually a band director. He has a record of revealing himself more than one a year to his students. Tends to have a red butt crack. No matching clothing. Wears clothes that don't fit. Is probably gay. Cusses out students. So if you ever see a Matt RUN!
by @dimond9 March 13, 2020
One who believes he is awesome beyond belief but who is in reality the worlds fattest(not really phatest)loser. Phat Matt usually gives himself the name to appear cool instead of just fat.
by FBhater November 12, 2006
by HellWhyNot May 24, 2023
Matt Damon is repulsive.
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by T.papa May 11, 2005
An amazing pitcher for the New York Mets who sadly had to get Tommy John surgery and wouldve been the best pitcher on the Mets. He went 9-5 before getting Tommy John, but got at least 10 no decisions because of the mets bullpen giving up leads and might've won at least 15 games in 2013 and will miss the 2014 season and will return in 2015 and will be very good
by Whyhallothere December 22, 2013
the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.
by Caity&+Gabi were really here August 29, 2008
A couple based on lies. In which the man has been cheating the girl since they got together, with the girl she thinks he left her for.
by lakersfan34 November 21, 2010