Matt Stevens is a big hunk of man. He is a professional shark hunter and has recently caught a sharkWOT. His main diet consists of triple choc trumpets and flavored milk.
His favorite days include Aussie dayWOT and Labor dayWOT. He recently evaded the law in an incident so devastating that it will not be recorded. The prison gates are definitely not opening up for this boy.
Matt Stevens enjoys fucking good views and fishing(FOR SHARKS!).
His favorite days include Aussie dayWOT and Labor dayWOT. He recently evaded the law in an incident so devastating that it will not be recorded. The prison gates are definitely not opening up for this boy.
Matt Stevens enjoys fucking good views and fishing(FOR SHARKS!).
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An animal that lurks under sixteen-year-old girls' beds and yells at them to get pregnant so they can save the white race, then promptly skins and devours them. Much like a Titan from the manga and anime series Attack On Titan, the Matt Walsh doesn't actually skin and eat children for sustenance, but rather because it enjoys the kill. It is an "intelligent" entity (meaning it is capable of understanding its own actions and isn't simply acting on instinct) that just really loves murdering underage girls.
Also an actor from Curb Your Enthusiasm who is unfairly associated with this vile beast due to his name.
Also an actor from Curb Your Enthusiasm who is unfairly associated with this vile beast due to his name.
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He will give you college level test freshman year and you better pray to god he approves of mmmmmm day or else shit will go down...
He will give you college level test freshman year and you better pray to god he approves of mmmmmm day or else shit will go down...
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Leigh: omg. i like watched it on youtube over and over again and i fell in love with his blue eyes!
Tessa: i am totally going lout with him
Leigh: we should clone them, ill marry him and you can have the clone
Tessa: skank.
Leigh: omg. i like watched it on youtube over and over again and i fell in love with his blue eyes!
Tessa: i am totally going lout with him
Leigh: we should clone them, ill marry him and you can have the clone
Tessa: skank.
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