luke the alcoholic

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
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Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

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Luke Rose

LUKE ROSE is a great supine invertabrate jelly , smegma everywhere.

your such a Luke Rose i can smell that from here.

by Luke curls dad May 3, 2022

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luke hemmings

luke hemmings is a aussie in a band called 5 seconds of summer, along with 3 of his best friends. he is also very hot and a lady mans. -linds💞

lindsay: luke hemmings is hot.

person: we know

by luke hemmings - linds💕 June 2, 2018

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Luke simpson

A Tiktok thot nigger, but kinda thicc and would smash

Bus down lemme see Luke Simpson bus down

by Pookolo February 17, 2019

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Luke yakelashek

Luke yakelashek is a total God everyone loves him especially your mom hes smart and funny as hell and especially a hottie. All around he is my best friend

From Luke Murdock

Awe man, my mom just left the house

Ya shes at Luke yakelasheks house

by Yerdamindababy April 12, 2019

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