Quantom Louis Theory

A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)

The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.

Quantom Louis Theory by Buffalo Breaker Box June 1, 2009

Saint Louis 

Known as the "Gateway to the West" and known for Cardinal's baseball, Saint Louis, Missouri is so much more than meets the eye. In this mid-sized mid-western city can be found such wonders as an internationally ranked zoo, a beautiful art museum, a modern science center, and a well curated history museum, all available for free entry. It also has a rich history with entire districts dedicated to the cultures that have made it into what it is today, such as The Italian Hill or the Irish Dogtown. Its role in the 1904 World's Fair remains alive to this day through the spacious Forest Park located in Saint Louis's Central West End. Ranked by USA Today as the best urban park in 2016, it is full of beautiful native plants, gorgeous waterways, miles of walking paths, and even playing fields for all to enjoy. Saint Louis is a remarkable city, definitely worth a visit.

I love Saint Louis - it's got so much to do.

Saint Louis by psithurismous October 16, 2018

St. Louis School 

St. louis school is a small school full of judgy people, full of drama, and full of people who think that they’re better than everyone else. Their milk is always expired and their food tastes like it was made 100 years ago. It’s like going to prison everyday and having to suffer through the nasty terrible teachers. everyone at that school are pieces of shit. No one really cares about each other, once you leave that school after 8th grade, you will never turn back again. It always smells bad and a roof is always leaking. The teachers always choose favorites and for some reason it’s always the bad kids that are the favorites. Everywhere you look is a hoe trying to show off their ass or something. There is always piss and shit in the bathrooms stinking up the whole place and a janitor who all he does is sit on his butt. every boy is a player, there isn’t one loyal boy in the whole school. If you for some reason are set free from that hell hole, then you are one lucky duck. Please never ever consider going to St. Louis School.

“You go to St. Louis school?? Awh that must suckkk”

St. Louis School by ijustatedonut123 December 11, 2019

St. Louis 

The best friggin city in the entire United States, if not the world. It features great cuisine, amazing people, and awesome schools. Among its more famous attributes is the Gateway to the West, aka the Arch; as well as Forest Park, the St. Louis Zoo, Six Flags St. Louis, and we are also the hometown of Busch beer. It is also the well-loved home to the Cards, Rams, and Blues. Also, the people of St. Louis know that there is no "r" in wash, which just makes them cool.

Random person: "Where are you from?"
STL person: "St. Louis"
Random person: "Wow! That's so cool! That city's awesome."

St. Louis by Chellesipoop August 1, 2008

St Louis 

THIS CITY IS THE SHIT....not the biggest city or greatest city ever but you gotta respect it..i mean it has that arch which nothing beats

from tha lou and im proud.. st louis representa

St Louis by ecot November 2, 2005

st louis 

1. The home of Budwiser, Nelly and Chingy

2. A very Rough City, ranked number 2 for most dangerous city to live in. The west part of st louis is more white collar and has more money. Gets more Ghetto towards the east and north sides of the city.

3. Just about the only place in missouri that has stuff to do other than kansas city and a population over 2 million.

4. pretty much one of the coolest cities in the midwest.

5. nobody outside of the midwest knows where it is.

person 1: Where the hell is st louis?
Person 2: Missouri, you dumbass.

st louis by Card Fan September 1, 2008

St. Louis Cardinals 

2006 World Series Champions!!!

St. Louis Cardinals beat the Detroit Tigers

St. Louis Cardinals by baseball fan blah blah blah October 29, 2006