Loafing

To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.

(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"

by Euan bis February 21, 2009

loaftastic

When you're describing something or someone as being a loaf (lazy, won't do anything, boring) and they do something extremely stupid or something extraordinaire.

Sofia: Guys, I just figured out how to properly cut bread.

Jordan: Wow
Grace: That's loaftastic!

Sofia: Everybody listen up...I've discovered the formula for finding the circumference of a circle.
Jordan: Loaftastic!

by Guillermo Barros Schletto August 6, 2010

loafeoso

Another word for a loaf of poop.

Look at mike walking around with his pants sagging. He looks like he has a loafeoso in his pants.

by jimmybomm April 19, 2020

Light in the Loafers

Implies homosexuality and gayness.

Why it means this:
1. If you are light in the loafers, you are said to be missing the vital male reproductive organs and therefore you are light in your loafers (shoes).
2. A myth says that homosexuals tend to where lighter colored loafers instead of darker colored loafers.

Winston, you're looking pretty light in the loafers today...I would even say that you're nearly levitating.

by Swib May 22, 2007

Loafing

Getting really high on some kind of drug

"Hey man, I just got some great weed"

"We better get loafing brahhhhh"

by DOLPHINS May 5, 2012

F'loafernutter

Noun - Derived from fishloaf, used to describe when a man has sex with a woman who hasn't kept up with routine hygiene processes.

"During our camping trip, my girlfriend and I had no access to showers, so we just made f'loafernutters."

by Ang & Dana September 13, 2006

Loafed

The feeling of being in the euphoria of taking any prescription drug like anti-depressants, anxiety medications, muscle relaxers, opiates or acetametophines while lounging around lifeless but straight as vuck chillin hard

"im so loafed right now my dude, those white 2mg sticks are whats god"

by Fence Patrick November 3, 2011