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Rock-licker

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A person such as rockhound, lapidary, bonehead or mineral collector that licks rocks to bring out the color potential within the rough stone. Wetting a rock shows what the stone might look like once polished. Often a rockhound will become so excited at a rock or gem show that they start madly licking rocks, hoping to discover the hidden beauty beneath the rough, unpolished surface. To the other people visiting a gem show this activity can seem very odd, inappropriate, gross and even obscene.
Example 1:
"WHAT in the world is that freak doing over there!? He keeps picking up rocks from the ground and LICKING them like he thinks they're food! Yuck!"

"oh, yeah.. that's just that crazy rockhound dude named Mark. He's a rock-licker."

Example2:
"Man, that bonehead rock-licker has stinky breath and rotten teeth! I think I'll pass on looking through the bucket of opal he's been pawing for the past hour. "
by Jessa1155 March 16, 2010
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Devious Lick

A TikTok trend performed by one of the following:
1. Assholes who steal essential supplies from public areas
2. People who steal the dumbest shit they can find
Person 1: One week in school and I already got this Devious Lick 😈
Person 2: Stop stealing the fucking soap.
by plantlovinlesbian September 16, 2021
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shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.
Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.
by malfunkt October 24, 2005
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Lick My Clit

The female variation of "suck my dick" in an attempt to insult someone by telling them to lick said clit.
Guy #1: Hey, bitch, this dick ain't gonna suck itself!
Girl #1: Lick my clit, you fucking asshole!!!
by Gh0stP0rtal June 15, 2014
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lacky ass

1. A do nothing, a person who amounts to nothing even if they try hard to do so.

2. Useless, lazy person, lacking any substantial reason for being.

3. A person who kisses ass and reigns praise upon those around them in order to better themselves.
1. You and your lacky ass friends need to go out and try and find a job instead of laying around smoking drugs all day.

2. Is your brother, the lacky ass coming over for dinner tonight again.

3. Mr. Brennan spent countless hours playing golf with Mr. Jones the company president in order to get ahead, what a lackey ass Mr. Brennan is.
by Fun And Games February 11, 2006
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lickalottapuss

(lick-a-lotta-puss)A lesbian dinasour! My theory on how the dinosours became extinct.bout like the last man on earth cenario.right!
what do you think a lickalottapuss does for fun?
by ambria_rayn April 16, 2006
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ass lick

by ExpressLane February 25, 2004
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