Hym "I'm not starting from scratch. I'll kill thier kids and spend eternity doing nothing like the lazy piece of shit that I am."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
Get the Lazymug. An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.
Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.
It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.
It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.
by Ender3030 December 5, 2016
Get the Shave lazymug. Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.
1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.
1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!
2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!
1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.
1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!
2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!
1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022
Get the Lazy cowboymug. by Nick1245 August 11, 2023
Get the Lazymug. Hey boss, sorry im late for work. Last night i did a lazy Needy, i spent halfa this morning picking out the crusties.
by THC BOM October 17, 2023
Get the Lazy Needymug. A word used to describe an individual who has a dearth of motivation, thus not doing everyday tasks as efficiently as a more industrious individual would.
by UltimateDoge October 17, 2022
Get the Lazymug.