Laying pipe

To lay pipe is to absolutely rail a man.

Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"

by Harrydon May 30, 2023

lay a cap on

Usually in the combination "to lay a cap on someone": to put an end to someone's life

"This was a man talking who'd just laid a cap on three people back there and he was worried about this guy breathing?" 'Deaver, Jeffery (2003): Twisted, p. 30' (lay a cap on)

by mydi1000 August 12, 2015

lai ye

Lai ye is the epitome of being a skinny white Chinese boy who scurries for the chance to be raw dogged by sweaty men. He occasionally enjoys getting fingered in the prostate for a nice relaxing evening so as to loosen it up for a pounding by sweaty oiled up men. He stays up all night fantasizing about the meat of sweaty men while he ideates new techniques to make these oiled up men squeal while they unload their white protein shakes into his skinny petite body.

Lai ye is a person who enjoys getting anal by sweaty men.

by Glizzydestroyer September 16, 2023

Laying Down the Mack

To successfully flirt with a member of the opposite sex

Last night with Stacy I was laying down the mack.

by Gooch Eater 27 October 4, 2025

Flat Lay

A flat lay is a picture taken from a birds eye view of a collection of items laid out on a flat surface.

Also another name for the Missionary Position.

Dude, flat lays are boring!

by Kei1309 July 15, 2019

Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.

"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."

by synasthetic October 14, 2016