Lübkemann

An infamous soccer player which played in the German Soccer League. During the Soccer World Cup 1990 in Italy he has a sexual romance with Franz Beckenbauer, but it ends in 1991 when Lübkemann cheats Franz Beckenbauer with Rudi Völler. After this Affair he becomes a Crackhead.In 2006 he push the Endknofp.Now in 2007 he is almost clean and drinks only. He is married with Goleo and lives in Mettmann.

I saw Rudi Völler how he fuck Lübkemann in the ass.

by RMCF July 19, 2007

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LUBC

Less ugly by comparison.

John "WOW! Those chicks are ugly!"
Alex "Yeah, but the one on the left is LUBC. I'd do her if I was drunk."

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Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He got a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by Monster Gagz April 7, 2011

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The Lube Monster

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

by willey, j April 30, 2009

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hocking a lubey

The act of shitting out lube after anal sex

After a wild round of fudge-pounding, Angela proclaimed, "I'll be in the bathroom, hocking a lubey."

by _____cadet January 28, 2014

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Lube

A stimulating juice for making love that looks & feels like the juice a man excretes while making love.

Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.

Glenn: Could Bob Want Flo To Go Find Bedroom And Go Make Love As They Do.
Buster Melmacian: “bob would To lube like this While Flo did get paying attention”

by MayDayMeh June 18, 2018

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