An infamous soccer player which played in the German Soccer League. During the Soccer World Cup 1990 in Italy he has a sexual romance with Franz Beckenbauer, but it ends in 1991 when Lübkemann cheats Franz Beckenbauer with Rudi Völler. After this Affair he becomes a Crackhead.In 2006 he push the Endknofp.Now in 2007 he is almost clean and drinks only. He is married with Goleo and lives in Mettmann.
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