laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

liquor lay

A person whom you would have sexual intercourse with only under the influence of alcohol.

Derek: Dude, that girl that left this morning was so ugly! How much did you drink last night?
Me: I know, I know, I need to start avoiding the liquor lay...

by Nathan7921 March 13, 2009

Lay up

An easy shot at doing something

This analogy is taken from basketball, when you have the court clear in front of you and can just lay the ball up near the basket, and use one hand to bounce it off the backboard and into the basket. The layup is considered the most basic shot in basketball

Bro I got you her number and insta, and she was already into you, I handed you a lay up, and you still fucked it up?

The guy interviewing me for the job was an ex-colleague and my best friend. The interview was a layup.

by AbuLahab69 August 25, 2021

Lays

Air. Just air. If you are lucky. One chip at the bottom. Just expensive air.

I just breathe Lays. Everyone breathes lays. Were all lays.

by Gay-Guy-James-Charles December 13, 2019

Zen Lai

A secret anime character with a big booty and fine tits.

"Dude, I just found out a secret anime character in my favourite HeNtAi"
"Really, who is it?"
"Zen Lai"

by T. Brothers September 20, 2019

Hai Lay Ku Htoo

Hai Lay Ku Htoo is an amazing person <3 he will fill you with love and curiosity, and even if you have ur bad moments he is here to cheer you up :), he will never let you down, and he is the most caring person in my life. <3

Boy one: Is that Hai Lay Ku Htoo?
Boy two: Yeah! Hes so cool

by _.Amor.Hehe._ November 22, 2021

lais

perfect in every way possible

omg you must be lais

by your mum and dad with you September 14, 2021