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a lais is a beautiful, gorgeous , stunning and intelligent woman. she is HOT, her sweet innocent face can fool you but trust me she is a bad bitch. all it takes is for her to find someone that will treat her the way she deserves. lais has an amazing personality ! she can make your heart melt by the sweet and adorable things she says . her body is sooo beautiful . lais will definitely steal your heart .
damn i want me a lais she fine as fuck
by :-)@$ March 23, 2017
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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I. One who is:

a. gorgeous
b. pretty
c. beautiful
d. cute
e. attractive

II. One who you would:

a. lick
b. suck
c. nibble
d. flirt with
e. have sexual relations with

III. One who makes you:

a. flip
b. crazy
c. nutty
d. pass out
e. drool
f. fantasize
g. (if girl) wet
h. (if guy) hard
i. masturbate

(see hot)
boy: yo thomas is a faggot
girl: stop hating, thomas is lai
by nelly July 19, 2004
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a girl who is always with her head on the moon.
Are you paying any attention to what I'm saying? God,you're Lais!!!
by NYker December 21, 2006
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An amazing and sweet girl. A great friend and a sexy beast. She doesn’t see her beauty so sometimes you wanna punch her in the face. She’s got lot of friends and all the boys like her. She’s smart, funny and caring. Sometimes annoying when she ignores you but overall the best person to walk earth. She loves animals and Shawn Mendes. If you know a person named Laís, don’t hesitate and be friends with them.
Oh my god, Laís is such an icon!

Did you see how beautiful Laís is?
I bet that guy likes Laís
by anasp!! February 03, 2020
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Lai is the name of a hot asian male who likes to eat poop, he also likes to pee on the bed and likes to lick things with his mum
Stoping lai my bathroom boi
by The MasterMok March 12, 2019
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One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.

Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.

(Dont LAI that shit)

example 1

Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?

Bill: Why, what did he do?

Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.

Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!

example 2

Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?

Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.

Tom: What the fuck was he doing?

Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.

Tom: What a fucking LAI!
by B.Diddy August 14, 2007
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