King Conc

Leader of all concubines and provider of the greatest sex ever.

Osama needed his King Conc for sexual relief from his stress.

by conc000 October 25, 2011

sloth king

The sloth king is the best person in the world...he who is the sloth king earns the trust of all sloths and sleeps all day..

They say, he who tames the sloth becomes , the sloth king. Sloth

by sloth person November 15, 2016

King Joshua

Name of the King of Octavia, someone who is kind and forgiving to everyone around him and never fails to keep you smiling and do his best ♡ Also known as; Lord R.A.M, Joshy, My Snorlax ☆ It is the name of someone worth fighting for. Someone to love.

"I would wait a thousand years to find my King Joshua"

by Lady-Zuriel August 1, 2018

christmas king

Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas

Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.

by Ditter December 7, 2006

The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.

The King's Wank will come soon.

by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023

Burger King

Have it your way at BK. You got it! :)

YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!! For just a $1

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Burger King 🍔 👑 🤴 👍

by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020

The Kings Roar

To do “The Kings Roar”, you need to eat only Indian food for a week. Then, when you feel the pressure of your lower intestines start to give out make a b-line to the nearest public bathroom and without closing the door to the stall scream as loud as you can (Best way is to scream like a loin but a loud sexual moan is also acceptable). Be quiet and the let it go!!! The sound of The Kings Roar will scare all males near by and show that you are the dominant male.

I was in the bathroom at chipotle and as I was washing my hands some guy came in and without closing the stall screamed like a maniac and started to shit violently. I got the fuck out as fast as I could and when I saw him leaving I asked him, “What the actual fuck was that in the bathroom earlier?” And with a burning passion in his eye and said. “The was “The Kings Roar”, I am the king of the jungle?”

by PortalDM December 4, 2019