Kid President

The most goddamn energetic kid on the planet. he likes corn dogs and space jam. he's also met Obama and he is the most amazing kid

Me: Have you seen kid president yet ?
Person: No
Me: STFU never talk to me

by Mindless_Parsnip October 15, 2020

Beanbag Kid

A beanbag Kid is a person who has just graduated from University, has no working experience, wants €30-35K and who wants to work in a company where there are beanbags and free beer.

These BeanBag Kid's have ridiculous expectations!

by Rocoo October 16, 2018

pickup kid

a person who takes drugs and moves them to the appropriate place at the right time.

niggas used to call me the pickup kid- young jeezy brown paper bags

by trueshinjuku March 05, 2009

Coochie Kid

This is a person who pulls all the girls. He is a pussy magnet

Caelan: '' BROOO yano Stephen Tries already got another girl !? ''
James: '' Yh he's a right Coochie Kid , save some girls for bro''

by Coochie Kid May 23, 2019

MY KIDS!..

What Mary said after realizing her babies are DEAD

John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..

The rest is history

by Im slowly losing me sanity TWO July 19, 2023

conservative kid

That one kid at your school that almost never talks. This individual watches "Ben Shapiro destroys liberals" type of videos on the daily, he would always start an argument with feminists. His behaviors is very much like that of an incel. He unironicly uses words like "libtard" and "cuck" and thinks anyone that's a liberal is a SJW. Someone expressing a thought that he considers slightly liberal will cause him to start an "argument" calling you one of the previously written words. The conservative kid also thinks using Pepe memes will "trigger the libs". Posts edgy and offensive memes and waits for someone to get offended just to call them a "triggered pussy". his taste in memes consist of bashing liberals and talking about how "fragile" they are, then proceed to make a tantrum when he gets in an argument with a liberal in the internet. Its common that the conservative kids favorite school subject is History and calls himself a "history geek". The conservative kid is, in other words, the right-wing version of a SJW.

person 1: Hey Son how was your first day of school?
person 2: Pretty entertaining, the conservative kid got in an argument with the classes feminists.

by rixxard April 07, 2020

No kidding Einstein

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.

person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.

by HeckinBrandon March 30, 2018