the king of R&B who is often used in uncreative jokes about peeing on underage girls by douches that read "people" magazine. he has more talent than usher and trey songz combined, and is one of the most underrated artists of all time.
by california689 October 29, 2011
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(1.)Laying the "BIG DICK" down on a underage broad. (2.)Not geting caught for stroking a underaged broad. (3.)A normal man who instead of hiding his desires to pipe underaged broads, he does it, then show the world how they are beneath his excellency (see: peeing).
Man I sitting in the mall parking lot in my 04 SS on 24's, when this chick saw my car she ran up and holla at a nigga, shit I knew what was up, but she had a phat ass, so we left then I R.Kelly (1) her ass down before I took her home.
Most niggas be snaking R. Kelly (2) style out her in these streets, but that shit is on the hush.
Say what you want a bout Mr. R. Kelly (3) he's just be real to his freaky as music (no one normal if your a freak), yet he didn't have to finish her off like that.
Most niggas be snaking R. Kelly (2) style out her in these streets, but that shit is on the hush.
Say what you want a bout Mr. R. Kelly (3) he's just be real to his freaky as music (no one normal if your a freak), yet he didn't have to finish her off like that.
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