When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.
by Unknown933 June 17, 2017
by NTNitingale August 17, 2020
A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.
by Evan Cotton September 02, 2019
by Majjor December 27, 2017
A moment that gets big haha's from everyone in a 20 km radius. It can cause side effects such as: uncontrollable laughter, unmeasuable dissapointment, tons of embarrassment, mild to severe depression and death.
by jordie jo January 03, 2020
Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.
Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017
An Orange Jordan is named after acclaimed adventurer and United States Marine Daniel Jordan. His healthy take on an Old Fashion is simple and direct, like his take on life. 3 oz of whisky/rye/bourbon dash of biters and a touch of Grand Marnier. No sugar, no fruit, simply delicious.
Enjoy and Semper Fi
Enjoy and Semper Fi
by Deej6006 December 01, 2017