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Jonas can act like a HUGE dumbass, but is a pretty funny guy. He can be toxic and self-centered, so be careful when you meet one.
Jonas is such a dumbass
by Bookworm_15 March 31, 2023
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J-o-n-a-s

A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.

Lovely-ice-lovely-ice

He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.

And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas

Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
by Bellaskim April 20, 2023
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Jonas Bohn

is amazing and the best person ever. very lovable. is a best friend.
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Jonas is known as a pig, a pangolin and a hedgehog.
Jonas, why does my hand hurt so badly when I touch your hair??
by Da Peppa May 22, 2023
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Gurl/Dude you got yourself a fckn HORSE

Damn, when god gave d sizes he got the double amount.
Well well, jokes aside a jonas is the most handsome and lovely person you'll ever meet. He's caring, funny and there's like nothing you can complain abt

Don't let him go my love 🫶🏻
That's Jonas? Wow I think I fell in love with him🤩
by Love of ur life 🤭 August 21, 2024
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"Hey that nigga overthere looking mad gay"
"Such a Jonas"
by Famous Austrian Painter September 26, 2023
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A german slang to describe people from east asia (e.g. Japan, Korea, China etc)
Ja hier sind paar jonasse (here are some jonasses) = here are east asia
by nsskoo929292 October 20, 2023
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