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Courtney Johnson

Upbeat, Outgoing and well mannered. Courtney does not like being called a skank by Wayne Klassen. Though he is just kidding. She still kicks his posterior.
"Hey Courtney you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Courtney!"
(that's the way the song really goes)
"What's that? A Toster Party, I'm there Court!"
by la léona January 9, 2005
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Johnson(s)

n: A generic word for almost any person place or thing.
1.: He passed me that johnson that was over there.

2.: Yo dawg, pass me the johnsons.
by jimbo23 September 10, 2005
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Max Johnson

Dumb fucking cunt who hits people for no reason and motor boats people and is also a general nonce
by Shady groves left toe December 24, 2019
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Liz Johnson

Liz Johnson, born May 2, 1974, is a professional bowler and slang for rising to perfection after tragedy. In an emotional event, the first professional sporting event to resume after the attacks, Johnson bowled the third televised perfect 300 game in PWBA history on her way to winning the Paula Carter Classic. To want a Liz Johnson is to want to turn around and overcome. She currently works at a Macy's Store in Toledo, Ohio.
Eric: "I totally blew it with the head cheerleader."

Mike: "No problem man, just take a Liz Johnson."

Eric: "I want a Liz Johnson?"

Mike: "Yeah you'll take a Liz Johnson."
by Sprinter123 November 10, 2009
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johnson boy

A street criminal, or other rogue.
by A. Johnson June 14, 2007
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Ms. Johnson

A mega dumb bitch that doesn´t have a clue of what her job is supposed to be and gets mad at litterally everything that isn even a big deal
by GimmeAllYourBeans February 12, 2020
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Ryan Johnson

A super sweet and funny Ginger, he looks silly and dumb from far away but actually really funny, cute and Hot and the same time! He doesn't like hoes and he is so sweet and doesn't befriend girls often if he does your lucky
Hoe : I like Ryan Johnson

His friend : Don't, he's too good for your dumb ass
by D. emon M.aster May 21, 2019
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