stim jerk 

When you spend all day jacked on amphetamines or stimulants, meth, yayo, adderall, etc, and you can't do anything else except jerk off dripping pre-come.

That stim jerk was awesome! All fucking day I was lookin at porno beating off and leaking my semen. The orgasm at the end of the day was the best ever, and then that bitch came over and...more fucking pleasure! Word.

stim jerk by Arieh September 24, 2006

Triangle jerk 

Term used for a group of three people jerking off in triangular fashion because they don't have enough people to make a circle. Common among mathematically-savvy academics.

Alan: what kind of triangle jerk should we try this time?
Bryce: let's try the isosceles.

Triangle jerk by abbadabba22 February 10, 2010

soda jerk 

A person who works at a soda fountian.

I just got a job as a soda jerk!

soda jerk by Axelberry October 30, 2007

Go Jerk Yourself 

A more polite way of saying, "go F**K yourself!"; especially in front of a young(er) audience.

Jack: "I would have saved you a slice of that pizza if you had asked."

Pete: "Go jerk yourself"

Go Jerk Yourself by Spacegopher August 1, 2011

hypnic jerk

The act of alleviating morning wood while half-asleep.

"I woke myself up with a nice hypnic jerk this morning."

hypnic jerk by aksjdlasji2942ujirjsdl October 5, 2019

circle jerk 

A masturbation party; can be with guys or girls. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people.

I am planning a circle jerk next week if any of y'all are interested.

circle jerk by RedHotGirl June 20, 2003

Jew Jerk 

When 6 guys are involved in a circle jerk, but instead of a circle, they jerk off in the form of a star of david

Jim: Hey we're going to do a Jew Jerk in the floor lounge. Want to Join?

Jew Jerk by c3 brother February 1, 2010