jeff king

An awesome friend, a mans man, hardworking, and astonishingly loyal. Jeff King is the kind of man you would hope your single mother ends up with. The kind of guy that has life by the balls. But would drop everything for a friend or romantic interest.

He's a real Jeff KIng.

by hahaah44 December 18, 2019

Jeff

Jeff, jeff is strong mentally, spiritually, and physically. He is often described as having the “longest shlongs of them all”
And being very rough in bed. Jeff is very handsome and sexy. He is also known for how well he treats women, and how he treats the men on his bad side (death). So girls if u get a chance to get a Jeff in the bag don’t let him slip out of your grasp!

Jeff slammer my pussy so hard last night that I came 6 times, my eyes rolled permanently in the back of my head and I can’t walk anymore. He got me pregnant, it’s my fault tho. It felt so good as he was Pulling out I wrapped my legs around his waist and screamed( cum all up inside my guts). And he did- Reilly Reid

by Barack Obama 61 November 4, 2019

Jeff

Drinks red bull and rage. Giver of fucks. Do not mess with a Jeff.

Do you see all those red bull cans. We must be in a Jeff's lair.

by Acidman17 May 19, 2020

Jeff

The kindest man you'll ever meet, his smile lightens up rooms. His kind eyes cause the girls and boys to faint, his aura is so immense and powerful, people just kneel before him with little to no hesitation at all. If there was a book about him, it would be a series, due to his life being that awesome. If there was an audio book, Morgan Freeman would be assigned to speak it in the most elegant tone he can muster. People can not even fathom a man like Jeff, because he is just to good to be true. He treats women with love and respect, babies stop crying when he is in a 6 mile radius of them. If there was a movie about him it would be directed by Christopher Nolan and of course it would be fantastic. He is like a god in human clothing, in fact he rivals God himself. He has no need for religion, due to him of course, being god himself. Its hard to describe this wonderful man, because everything I say right now has probably already been said about this remarkable figure. Oh, did I tell you he also has astounding looks? Well he does, he also saves dogs from burning buildings on the weekends and he works at habitat for humanity in his free time, but he does not have a job. Due to the fact he does not need to waste his time.

No example can do Jeff justice.

by stainedsocksandstuff90 October 26, 2022

Jeff

A synonym for crackhead.

John is a jeff.

by PepeJeff March 13, 2021

Jeff

Jeff is a beautiful sexy young man who does not like boys, only men. Jeff is normally bootylish white boy who loves his dog and Jake Paul. The chart is

1#Peggy

2# Jake Paul

3#Logang!

Damn Bitch! look at Jeff's butt!!

by PurpleKoala May 14, 2018

Jeff Bozos

jeff boh-zohs

Noun / Roast

A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities in either online, or in business/social circles:

- Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).

- Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).

- Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.

- Markets himself as a CEO, founder, or visionary but can't even understand the technical aspects of the business, much less justify the model.

Synonyms: Budget Bezos, Clown Mogul, Fake Flex CEO.

“Bro I have an idea that could change the world. You do the coding, I’ll handle the business side.”
“Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos.”

by irobuang August 30, 2025